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"MANDALAY"

DATELINE: PORT OF YANGON (Cranuary 24, 2021)

Fellow passengers, it’s another beautiful day in the Limoverse. As the moon waxes gibbous for the final time in the lunar month of Cranuary, we breathe a sigh of relief. A brand new year is nearly upon us!

After weeks of tramping at sea in secondhand boats, it’s a glorious sight to see the Limo finally roll off a cargo carrier in the Burmese port of Yangon. We check the trunk to make sure David Chang isn’t still hiding, then merge onto the northbound AH1 expressway and set a course for Mandalay.

Eight hours later we’re enjoying some of the area’s finest:

Golden egg curry
Fragrant coconut rice
Local 202 salad

To drink we invite you to reach for the nearest beverage holder and retrieve a salty pomelo paloma, which now comes standard on all 2021 road trips.